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Me Me Me

Posted on Wednesday 12 March 2008

So it’s been almost 8 months since my last update, and for all I know it might be another 8 months until the next one, however, today is an update day. What’s more, it’s entirely about me.

I found a couple of old photo albums with, surprisingly enough, pictures in. So I thought I’d share some of the least embaressing ones with you. From the looks of it, they’re from around 9 years ago when I was 12/13. Click to see the full size shots.

Perhaps this first one is a little older, since I look younger than in the others, taken on Christmas day by the looks of it, and no, I’m pretty sure I got other stuff to, not just books. That would suck.

Me doing an impression of a library shelf.

I have no idea why anyone would take a pic while I was pulling my face, but whatever, maybe someone wanted to capture the aftermath of a particularly devilish fart.

I hope that's not dinner I smell.

Here are a couple of me in my Judo gi, probably both taken after gradings. Also as an added bonus, in the second one I struck a super gay pose, so be sure not to miss the opportunity to make fun of that in the comments.

Me with a white belt and three tabs. Me with a yellow belt and two tabs and homosexuality.

Here’s one of me somewhere, at sometime, standing next to a steam tractor. How random.

Little me standing in front of a BIG wheel.

Last but not least, one of me on my thirteenth birthday in school uniform.

I futilely try and block the shot by holding my hand out of the way.

So yeah, that was me then, now you know. If anyone wants to share some memories* from their youth, feel free to do so in the comments, or if you have a blog do it there and leave me a trackback.

* I don’t actually remember having these pics taken at all. These days and many more like them have been completely pushed out of my brain space.

If you’re a paedophile and fapped off to these pics like the evil bastard you are, I, and the police, would like to hear from you. Drop me an email at youjustruinedmychildhoodmemories@hddkillers.com

    Wednesday 12th March 2008 | 9:15 pm
    Ben's Globally Recognised Avatar

    Super gay pose, eh? So…are you going to defend somebody with your 1337 judo-ing skills, or just…assrape them?

    Li’l bit of both?

    Thursday 13th March 2008 | 5:37 am
    David's Globally Recognised Avatar

    Well I figure if I’ve just saved them … they kinda owe me, so yeah, whatever goes.

    Saturday 22nd March 2008 | 1:35 pm
    Stephen's Globally Recognised Avatar

    Thankfully, there aren’t any photos of me in my Judo gi. Not that I’d even consider putting them up if I did. Lucky for me, I didn’t do any super gay posing either. Although I am — according to the accounts of certain goons — prone to exclaiming things in a super gay way.

    Obviously, I disagree.

    Sunday 23rd March 2008 | 12:17 am
    David's Globally Recognised Avatar

    Try not ending every other sentence in “darling.” Also avoid exclaiming that something is “simply wonderful (darling).”

    Does this mean that you have other pics that you will put up then?

    Sunday 23rd March 2008 | 9:58 am
    Stephen's Globally Recognised Avatar

    When have you ever seen me describe something as simply wonderful (darling)? I’m not camp at all. They just have to come up with something that they can try to come back with whenever their bellies get mentioned.

    As for the pictures, it may be possible, but unlikely. Digital photography wasn’t exactly mainstream when I was that age.

    Sunday 23rd March 2008 | 11:46 pm
    David's Globally Recognised Avatar

    Oh you do it all the time you big fruit. Probably.

    Digital photography wasn’t all the rage when I was young either, those pictures were scanned in and cropped to remove any unsightly edges, that’s why they’re all slightly different sizes.

    Monday 24th March 2008 | 11:20 am
    Stephen's Globally Recognised Avatar

    Oh right. Well I’m not posh enough to own a scanner anyway.

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