Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present to you the greatest invention in the history of the universe.
Now, if any of you have been in the queue for drinks at the AMC in Manchester, and you were really lucky, you may have overheard my opinions on the matter. Most likely you dismissed such mutterings as the feeble dreams of a madman. However, I remind you that people laughed at the invention of the motorcar, the lightbulb, and the clown, yet these are all commonplace today.
Today, on 5/6/7, I give you … COKE ICE! (Well OK, this is Pepsi, but whatever.)
Yes, I know, bask in it’s radient glow. Think about it, it’s so brilliant, yet so simple. You want to keep your drink cold, but you don’t want to dilute it as ice would when it melts. The solution? Freeze cubes of the drink, that way when they melt, it’ll just be more cold drink and there’ll be no watering down.
Royalties will be set at the nominal level of Â£10 / cube.